NotoriousREV
February 11, 2002, 1:54 pm
*****, such a battle in my list for worst car, but here goes with the list, you decide which was worst
MkII Escort estate (back wheel fell off after I overtightened the wheel nuts)
Renault 18 estate (the shape of the dashboard meant the clocks melted in strong sunlight)
MkIV Cortina (I bought it in the dark + I'm colour blind, didn't realise the front was brown and the back was red)
MkII Escort 1.6 (Parked it upside-down on a bus stop)
Mini Clubman (actually pretty good)
Mini 1430 (very good, but learnt 2 valuable lessons: if you drastically change the power output of your vehicle, drum brakes are not a good idea and theft insurance is worth it's weight in gold when you've sunk over £1000 into the engine on parts alone)
Vauxhall Firenza 2300 (I loved this car, but so did the rust, yellow with a black vinyl roof looked like a mini-muscle car)
Ford Cortina 2.3 Ghia (later installed a 2.8 from a written off Capri, learnt to hate fuel injection)
Citroen Visa 1.7D (don't laugh it would sit at 100 on the motorway all day sounding like it was ticking over)
Mini 1000 (leaking master cylinder, couldn't arsed to fix it, just used the handbrake everywhere)
Vauxhall Cavalier SRi (used to die for no apparent reason)
Lada 1600 (really old one, wooden dash, all the guages were in Russian, I fitted a FIAT 2.0L twin cam, sold it to a Lithuanian)
Cavalier 1.6 (bought for £50 with MOT, needed piston rings badly, looked like James Bond smokescreen. I used to keep the oil at the minimum mark to reduce smoke, for some reason the cam seized in the head)
Astra 1.3 (had been rear ended by a transit van, but drove great)
Mazda 626 (I don't know why, but my friends started calling me Dr Patel)
1996 Escort 1.4 (horrible, horrible, was on irish plates and I used to get pulled up all the time)
Toyota Carina-E GTi (a very under-rated car, has the 175bhp motor from the MR2)
Toyota Carina-E TurboD (boooooorrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggg)
Rover 620Ti (very fast, no handling whatsoever, made it feel 10x faster)
Vectra 2.0 SRi (ate gearboxes, but I actually loved this car)
Vectra 1.8SRi (was quite nice, but too slow)
Lexus IS200 (still got)
Clio 1.6Si (still got, think it was made on a Friday afternoon, everything electrical has failed at some point)
On top of this I've had several bikes:
Honda SS50
Honda C50
Honda CB100
Yamaha RD125LC
Yamaha TZR125
Suzuki RGV250
Suzuki GSX-R600 (still got)