[quote][i]Originally posted by GRiM[/i]
According to Clive James biography, he made one of these when he was at school.
It's made from a mouse wheel, a starting handle, some gears and a feather. What you do is attach the feather to the mouse wheel, crank the starting handle, and apparently the feather, goes round and round, and tickles you in the necessary nether regions to induce a .....
Oh sorry, a FRANKING machine.... I thought you said a w.........[/quote]
Very good! LOL:lol:

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