So you're after a girl-size mod then
To be honest the chrome trim is a pain in the ***** since mine flaked, saying that it was 3 years old but it gets dirty quickly and it's a pain to keep clean. Autosol worked wonders but I got rid as a lot of the chrome had flaked off and it looked crap.
Hiper looks much nicer indeed.
You could always try Halfords but the official one's are very cheap.
And why don't you just put on a posh voice when you phone the dealer so they don't know it's you - I called today in my best non-Derby accent and they called me back within minutes
Maybe they just don't like you cos you're a Derby fan
Ring up and say the following:
"Goooood morning. I like Brian Clough very much so please send me one orf your finest shiny Chrome pieces for my beautiful red IS300."
They'll get you one straight away then