[quote name='Fmrl' date='Jul 1 2004, 10:53 AM']I dunno - sometimes I quite like getting these calls, you can have fun with them.
1. pretend to be deaf, see how loud and slowly you can get them to speak
2. be convinced that the caller is your ex-girlfriend - try to beg them to come back to you
3. ask them what they are wearing
4. say "hang on, I'll be right back" - see how long it takes them to get bored and hang up
5. constantly whistle/hum/burp/etc.
6. pretend to be on the toilet (plenty of straining) - added echo greatly enhances the effect[/quote]

I now see that your avitar is so suitable for you