A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.

She browses around, then spots the perfect car andwalks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Veryembarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. She turns back and there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to crap your pants when you hear the price."

Oops, thought I'd got away with it (ahem)