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INVISIBILITY!! - the ability to be invisible when I wanted to ..........

X- ray vision

To be able to fly... preferably without the tights & cape though

......to be able to travel in time... although i have been told if you "travel" in the Monster at full throttle this has the same effect

i would like to be irristable to women

Invisible to radar and speed traps.

Telepathy - the ability to read another person's thoughts........

........like when Scarface pulled the plug on my post

Absorb tremendous amounts of information at warp speed, a bit like in that movie..

Short circuit (when he/it speeds through books).

What great use it would be for my exams

invulnerability thats where the moneys at would be amusing walking into anything and getting away unscathed

same as Bazza

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I see where you're coming from, but that one could be dangerous, unless of course you're only irresistable to gorgeous women

To understand women

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Tis the way of madness.

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That I know having reached the ripe old age of 44, but do you continue on the great search fo understanding, or retire from the field confused and accept defeat

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2 marriages, countless affairs and £000000's later, but have I learned anything?

No - I still have the meat & 2 veg, the brain that overrules everything else

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You can always trust the older man to apply a bit of philosophy to the convo

Immortality, like Highlander but without the dodgy accent and bad haircut

Mind you it would come in and out of fashion I suppose

(the haircut, that is)

[quote name='adz' date='May 7 2005, 12:03 AM']Immortality, like Highlander but without the dodgy accent and bad haircut

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if your head comes away from your neck its all over there can be only one (highlander moment)

The superpower I would have would be...
























To be able to have [i]any[/i] superpower I wanted whenever i wanted it!

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The True Path

Just before Ninakawa passed away the Zen master Ikkyu visited him. "Shall I lead you on?" Ikkyu asked.

Ninakawa replied: "I came here alone and I go alone. What help could you be to me?"

Ikkyu answered: "If you think you really come and go, that is your delusion. Let me show you the path on which there is no coming and no going."

With his words, Ikkyu had revealed the path so clearly that Ninakawa smilled and passed away.

[quote]To be able to have any superpower I wanted whenever i wanted it[/quote]

You want to be Monica Lewinsky?