> HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
>
> To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be :
>
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father figure
> 6. a teacher
> 7. an educator
> 8. a cook
> 9. a gardener
> 10. a carpenter
> 11. a driver
> 12. an engineer
> 13. a mechanic
> 14. an interior decorator
> 15. a stylist
> 16. a sex therapist
> 17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
> 18. a psychologist
> 19. a psychiatrist
> 20. a therapist
> 21. a good father
> 22. a gentleman
> 23. well organized
> 24. tidy
> 25. very clean
> 26. athletic
> 27. affectionate
> 28. affable
> 29. attentive
> 30. ambitious
> 31. amenable
> 32. articulate
> 33. bold
> 34. brave
> 35. creative
> 36. courageous
> 37. complimentary (esp. about her figure)
> 38. capable
> 39. decisive
> 40. intelligent
> 41. imaginative
> 42. interesting
> 43. prudent
> 44. patient
> 45. polite
> 46. passionate
> 47. respectful
> 48. sweet
> 49. strong
> 50. skilful
> 51. supportive
> 52. sympathetic
> 53. tolerant
> 54. understanding
> 55. someone who loves shopping, helps make good decisions about
> her clothes, and prevents bad decisions diplomatically.
> 56. someone who doesn't make problems
> 57. someone who never looks at other women
> 58. very rich (surely this should come earlier...)
>
> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
>
> 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
> 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with
> them than with her.
> 61. allow her to have her space, but show interest and concern in
> where she goes.
>
> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
>
> 62. Not forget the dates of:
> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
> * graduation
> * birthday
> * menstruation
>
> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly,
> you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could
> one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life
> with you and run off with the first wild
> b*stard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets, who behaves like a
> b*****d, but makes her feel real...
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Sh*g him now and again

:lol:

[quote][i]Originally posted by Red[/i]

>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>[/quote]

Turn up naked...........bring food!

and beer!

And car magazines.....well, works for my husband

here was me thinking women had it easy but this is getting a bit technical now....so naked..food...beer...car mag's...thats a lot for a bird to remember..especially if she is blonde!

[quote][i]Originally posted by Red[/i]
here was me thinking women had it easy but this is getting a bit technical now....so naked..food...beer...car mag's...thats a lot for a bird to remember..especially if she is blonde![/quote]

OK, I think we can lose the car mags, food optional, beer - well thats essential obviously, Naked..........s'pose

for me ladies can come wit the clothes on they dnt stay on any way. forget the food and beers and car mags

yak... kinda creepy

To right Steve..

whats creepy

Well what can I say, I am a massage therapist, when they hear that and I tell them I can massage your passage woof woof, putty in my hands, but thats as far as it goes as I am happy with my other half and 3 kids. Treat people with the care you would like and you will be rewarded.
A lady should be made to feel special every day and then your life will be special.