Some loon was getting rather naughty and swearing a load of abuse to me and me mate @ work .......
Time came to put the cuffs on ... but he wasn't having any of it ...... minute I took the cuffs into my hand ...... off he ran !
Gave chase ........ (on foot) across the pedestrian crossing ..... (flashing amber) so some
Never mind the fact I was wearing a big bright YELLOW jacket .... he claims he didn't see me !
Oh well ..... went to the hospital .... got an x ray, lucky enough I just have bruising ... (hand, knee and ankle) ...... if he was travelling any faster, I would have fo' sho' had a few broken legs ... and maybe more
Oh well .... I'm still here to tell the tale