1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare *****" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.

Mojo[img]http://home.clara.net/scorchio/smile/sgrin.gif[/img]

Sounds fair enough to me!!

so my working day would be

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[img]http://helmies.org.uk/Alcoholic.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/AtComputer.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/BeerChug.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/AtComputer.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/BeerSlurp.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/DrinkPint.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/killcomputer.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/too_much_beer.gif[/img]

[img]http://helmies.org.uk/pinkelephant.gif[/img]



sounds ok to me!

we were discussing this at work the other day, and instead of a coffee machine, we want Stella, Vodka & Tequila dispenser....replacing the little milk cartons with lemon or lime & salt.........................

Bring it on