The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it
all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the
Queen says to the Pope, "Do you know that with
just one little wave of my hand I can make every
English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so
she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsudes.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what
he could do. "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But
did you know that with just one little wave of MY
hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy ?
This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so.
One little wave of your hand and ALL Irish people will rejoice forever ? Show me."

So the Pope slapped the bitch

Err not funny and not nice. Why bother posting?

[quote name='javadude' post='324863' date='Jan 25 2006, 01:09 PM']Err not funny and not nice. Why bother posting?[/quote]
Sorry if I offended you javadude, but it was just a joke

Its OK. Not offended. Just not sure about the designation as "Joke". But hey I'm not the humour police and no one laughs at my jokes

[quote name='javadude' post='324886' date='Jan 25 2006, 02:21 PM']Its OK. Not offended. Just not sure about the designation as "Joke". But hey I'm not the humour police and no one laughs at my jokes [/quote]
No probs buddy.

Maybe this is one of those "jokes" that Scarface needs to bin ?

well i thought it was funny (and not in a disrespectful way) - pinch of salt and all that.

it probably won't last long here tho Lex

[quote name='Tarmac' post='324901' date='Jan 25 2006, 03:01 PM']well i thought it was funny (and not in a disrespectful way) - pinch of salt and all that.

it probably won't last long here tho Lex [/quote]
We'll see if it last longer that your whale one did Yesterday !!

Have you read the ones in the Gold forum yet. I thought I'd post them there to be safe

i'll have a goo at em later - that gold site takes an age to load for me!

Thought it was very funny.
Don't see what the problem is????
It's only a joke.

Funny stuff. Forget the PC people lex-aholic, dont like it dont view it.