Matthew_McNally
February 13, 2003, 2:28 pm
[quote name='GRiM' date='Feb 13 2003, 02:23 PM']Well, I've got the impossible to deal with.
[quote]
Don't be getting me anything for Valentine's day.
And don't be sending anything to work
and
Don't be taking me out anywhere.[/quote]
What am I supposed to do with that?
I'll be damned if I do, and damned if I don't!
Men are from

and Women are

[/quote]
GRiM
I just ran that through my handy "female language translator".
Here is the output
[quote]OI you - I want expensive present at home in the morning - with big card.
Dozen roses and choccies at the office - plus big heart shaped ballon.
Dinner and champagne at expensive restaurant in the evening.
Otherwise - the couch looks good for the next few weeks[/quote]
handy device sometimes