Hans Blix: Although Iraq is conceding to our demands in principle, they are still not cooperating with the UN inspection team to the extent that will actually allow us to enforce our mandate.
Colin Powell: I will appeal to the United Nations, and make an articulate speech that illustrates America is not just a bunch of warmongering...
George Bush: Yeeehaaaaaaaaaw, Saddam isnt cooperating, lets bomb the bastards.
Colin Powell: Thanks a lot *****.
Tony Blaire: What Bush said.
Spain: What Bush said.
World: Spain, haven't you been irrevelant since the sinking of the Spanish Armada.
France: While we love American culture and entertainment, we despise America because it has the global influence we once had. But since we have nukes, we get to have a say in this. Besides, we already have a nice economic arrangement with Iraq, so we will pretend to be "doves" for the time being even though we have a long history of exploiting other cultures.
Germany: We have an uneasy relationship with our past, so we will support France so we do not seem like warlike Huns and make people nervous. Speaking of which, isn't it time for us to invade France again.
France: No I think it is our turn. Britain, whose side will you be on this time.
Tony Blaire: What Bush said.
Saddam Hussein: Why does the world hate me. I need to appear reasonable and capable as a leader. What does the western world hate more then me?
Advisor: Fat bloated politicians.
Saddam Hussein: I hereby decree that all fat bloated officials in my regime, I mean administration, will be shot if they do not adhere to strict weight control standards.
Advisor: Tone it down a bit.
Advisor shot
Female War Protestor: I am an enlightened, educated, ambitious and liberated women who is opposed to "Blood for Oil." I will therefore communicate my message by showing my breasts at a rally.
Male War Protestor: I am just here for the ladies. I haven't seen this much action since the Pro Choice rally last month.
Putin: I will oppose America's warmongering because after all, I still have nukes, and if I do not appear as assertive and strong, the hardliners will use it against me...and you would rather have me then a remerging Communist Russia...right...anyone.
America: Here is some money, now shut up and go back to killing Chechnyans.
China: We love having a nice economic relationship with America, but we are also capable of emerging as a superpower capable of opposing America. So we will spout a bunch of rhetoric and perhaps bring up the Taiwan issue again since the world isn't going to hell fast enough.
Japan: Don't even think about it.
Taiwan: Yeah, and you don't even have a Navy.
North Korea: Heh, what about me. What does a military dictatorship need to do to get some attention around here. I know, let us shoot a few rockets towards Japan.
Bush: Is this bad?
Colin Powell: They might as well have fired a slingshot sir.
South Korea: Even though we would have been over run by the North decades ago, we will spout anti-American rhetoric because everyone else seems to be. But please don't pull out your troops or stop the money from coming, thank you.
World: Who put all these idiots in charge.