Einstein
December 12, 2007, 10:34 pm
999,013
He who laughs last.... didn't get the joke..
peter026
December 12, 2007, 10:41 pm
999,012
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
sparkystav
December 12, 2007, 11:00 pm
999,011
peter026
December 12, 2007, 11:11 pm
999,010
"Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied 'There's no (h)arm in it' "
sparkystav
December 12, 2007, 11:22 pm
999,009
Unregistered_User
December 13, 2007, 8:08 am
999,008
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 8:13 am
999,007
Bond...... James Bond
Unregistered_User
December 13, 2007, 8:15 am
999,006
James Bond, minus one.
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 11:44 am
999,005
Was 006 not Sean Bean in Goldeneye?
Rogue
December 13, 2007, 11:56 am
999,004
Unregistered_User
December 13, 2007, 12:19 pm
999,003
Einstein
December 13, 2007, 12:29 pm
999,002
Unregistered_User
December 13, 2007, 12:33 pm
999,001
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 12:55 pm
999,000
Yippee!! though it went wrong somewhere if this is post 1014?!
peter026
December 13, 2007, 4:25 pm
998,999
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 4:45 pm
998,998
peter026
December 13, 2007, 4:57 pm
998,997
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 5:36 pm
998,996
peter026
December 13, 2007, 6:03 pm
998,995
A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 7:24 pm
998,994
P4UL T
December 13, 2007, 7:42 pm
998,993
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 8:06 pm
998,992
peter026
December 13, 2007, 8:36 pm
998,991
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 9:20 pm
998,990
peter026
December 13, 2007, 9:55 pm
998,989
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
Bulldog
December 13, 2007, 10:02 pm
998,988
peter026
December 13, 2007, 10:06 pm
998,987
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 10:12 pm
998,986
peter026
December 13, 2007, 10:17 pm
998,985
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 10:22 pm
998,984
peter026
December 13, 2007, 10:38 pm
998,983
In a Veteran's Day speech, President Bush vowed, 'We will finish the mission. Period.' Afterwards, he was advised he doesn't have to read the punctuation marks.
sparkystav
December 13, 2007, 10:40 pm
998,982
Bazza
December 13, 2007, 11:20 pm
998,981
Rsarin
December 14, 2007, 12:18 am
998,980
Einstein
December 14, 2007, 8:40 am
998,979
Chris.S
December 14, 2007, 8:50 am
998,978
sparkystav
December 14, 2007, 10:41 am
998,977
johnboy
December 14, 2007, 10:49 am
998,976
sparkystav
December 14, 2007, 10:52 am
998,975
aztecbandit1
December 14, 2007, 11:12 am
998,974
TURNER
December 14, 2007, 11:14 am
998,974
TURNER
December 14, 2007, 11:14 am
OK TOO LATE I'LL TAKE
998,973
TURNER
December 14, 2007, 11:18 am
SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LATELY I'LL HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER PLS BOB
998,972
Giblet
December 14, 2007, 12:09 pm
998,971
sparkystav
December 14, 2007, 2:56 pm
998,970
One at a time Turner! lol
Chris.S
December 14, 2007, 3:07 pm
998,969
sparkystav
December 14, 2007, 3:23 pm
998,968
Rogue
December 14, 2007, 3:32 pm
998,967
sparkystav
December 14, 2007, 4:02 pm
998,966
Einstein
December 14, 2007, 6:15 pm
999,965
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