Gord
Dec 17 2007, 08:23 PM
998,916
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 08:31 PM
998,915
24 hours in a day ...24 beers in a case ...coincidence
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 09:11 PM
998,914
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 09:19 PM
998,913
was in the pub yesterday, and i saw Vincent Van Gogh in the corner.
I called him over and asked him if he fancied a drink, to which he replied. 'no thanks, I've got one ear!'.....
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 09:23 PM
998,912
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 09:25 PM
999,911
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.
P4UL T
Dec 17 2007, 09:35 PM
998,910
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 09:55 PM
998,909
What did the Blue Peter presenter say when (s)he was introducing the winner of their 'phone-in' competition?
"Here's one we prepared earlier"!
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 09:58 PM
998,908
P4UL T
Dec 17 2007, 10:00 PM
998,907
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:01 PM
998,906
Q.) Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the dinner party??
A.) He was given the cold shoulder!
P4UL T
Dec 17 2007, 10:02 PM
998,905
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:03 PM
998,904
went to a cannibal's party last night.
I had a ball.
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:03 PM
998,903
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:05 PM
998,902
A group of chess players were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?", they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:10 PM
998.901
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:10 PM
998,900
I was on the motorway and i saw two packets of crisps and i stopped and said do you want a lift, they said no thanks we are walkers!
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:11 PM
998,899
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:13 PM
998,898
Q - Why do french people eat snails?
A - Because they dont like fast food
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 10:13 PM
998,897
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:15 PM
998,896
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's
"Well you can't say fairer than that then"
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:20 PM
998,895
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:21 PM
998,894
What is a mixed feeling?
Watching your mother-in-law reverse off the side of a cliff in your brand new car!
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:22 PM
998,893
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:24 PM
998,892
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:26 PM
998,891
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:28 PM
998,890
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 10:38 PM
998,889
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:39 PM
998,888
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:42 PM
998,887
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:43 PM
998,886
"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:48 PM
998,885
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:51 PM
998,884
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:54 PM
998,883
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:56 PM
998,882
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 10:58 PM
998,881
peter026
Dec 17 2007, 10:59 PM
989,880
Two blonds were driving to disneyland for a holiday, they come to a fork in the road and a sign says:
"Disneyland Left"
so they turned around and went home.
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 11:07 PM
998,879
Gord
Dec 17 2007, 11:11 PM
998,878
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 11:18 PM
998,877
aztecbandit1
Dec 17 2007, 11:25 PM
998,876
sparkystav
Dec 17 2007, 11:29 PM
998,875
aztecbandit1
Dec 17 2007, 11:46 PM
999,874
NCC_1701_C
Dec 18 2007, 06:53 AM
999,873
Gord
Dec 18 2007, 07:24 AM
998,872
sparkystav
Dec 18 2007, 08:24 AM
998,871
Einstein
Dec 18 2007, 12:24 PM
998,870
Unregistered_User
Dec 18 2007, 03:07 PM
998,869
TURNER
Dec 18 2007, 03:25 PM
998,868
sparkystav
Dec 18 2007, 03:26 PM
998,867
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