spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:26 pm
999,702
peter026
November 15, 2007, 9:31 pm
999,701
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:31 pm
999,700
peter026
November 15, 2007, 9:39 pm
999,699
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:40 pm
999,698
peter026
November 15, 2007, 9:43 pm
999,697
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:44 pm
999,696
peter026
November 15, 2007, 9:45 pm
999,695
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:48 pm
999,694
peter026
November 15, 2007, 9:48 pm
999,693
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:52 pm
999,692
peter026
November 15, 2007, 9:53 pm
999,691
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
spikes
November 15, 2007, 9:56 pm
999,690
Mark W
November 15, 2007, 10:41 pm
999,689
peter026
November 15, 2007, 10:46 pm
999,688
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them
Gord
November 15, 2007, 11:22 pm
999,687
peter026
November 15, 2007, 11:29 pm
999.686
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg
Gord
November 15, 2007, 11:35 pm
999,685
Bazza
November 15, 2007, 11:50 pm
999,684
Gord
November 15, 2007, 11:52 pm
999,683
Bazza
November 16, 2007, 12:01 am
999,682
Unregistered_User
November 16, 2007, 3:50 am
999,681
Gord
November 16, 2007, 8:28 am
999,680
sparkystav
November 16, 2007, 8:30 am
999,679
Gord
November 16, 2007, 8:38 am
999,678
A.J
November 16, 2007, 3:38 pm
999,677
Chris.S
November 16, 2007, 4:10 pm
999,676
Gord
November 16, 2007, 4:52 pm
999,675
peter026
November 16, 2007, 5:22 pm
999,674
Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working properly, if you open windows.
Unregistered_User
November 16, 2007, 6:04 pm
999,673
Gord
November 16, 2007, 6:05 pm
999,672
peter026
November 16, 2007, 6:12 pm
999,671
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
Unregistered_User
November 16, 2007, 6:16 pm
999,670
Gord
November 16, 2007, 6:18 pm
999,669
peter026
November 16, 2007, 6:27 pm
999,668
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Gord
November 16, 2007, 6:50 pm
999,667
Einstein
November 16, 2007, 7:33 pm
999,666
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Gord
November 16, 2007, 7:40 pm
999,665
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its a***
and turned its wool to nylon.
norkep
November 16, 2007, 8:14 pm
999,664
spikes
November 16, 2007, 8:59 pm
999,663
Bazza
November 16, 2007, 10:09 pm
999,662
peter026
November 16, 2007, 10:12 pm
999,661
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
Bazza
November 16, 2007, 10:14 pm
999,660
peter026
November 16, 2007, 10:16 pm
999,659
Born Free........Taxed to Death.
spikes
November 16, 2007, 10:31 pm
999,658
peter026
November 16, 2007, 10:32 pm
999,657.
A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.
spikes
November 16, 2007, 10:38 pm
999,656
peter026
November 16, 2007, 10:39 pm
999,655
If all is not lost, where is it?
spikes
November 16, 2007, 10:40 pm
999,654
peter026
November 16, 2007, 10:41 pm
999,653
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
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