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peter026
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What do you call someone who used to like tractors? An ex-tractor fan.
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peter026
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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!! ...
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peter026
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Thieves made off with a toilet from police station, police say they have nothing to go on
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peter026
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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peter026
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Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control
Einstein
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
Noel
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aztecbandit1
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Gord
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boddamloon
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Einstein
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
peter026
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A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
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Bazza
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Steve
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Bazza
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aztecbandit1
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Einstein
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Gord
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aztecbandit1
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Bazza
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Rsarin
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Ahmet
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Einstein
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Bazza
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jason_l
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Unregistered_User
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sparkystav
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peter026
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No one ever says, "It's only a game."
when their team is winning.
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Unregistered_User
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Giblet
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boddamloon
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Treat everyday as your last !!!
peter026
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I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with.
P4UL T
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peter026
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If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
boddamloon
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P4UL T
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Einstein
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
boddamloon
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Chris.S
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Bazza
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