Einstein
Nov 20 2007, 03:42 PM
999,552
"Old" is... ....when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
sparkystav
Nov 20 2007, 03:48 PM
999,551
Gord
Nov 20 2007, 04:11 PM
999,550
boddamloon
Nov 20 2007, 04:22 PM
999,549
Gord
Nov 20 2007, 04:44 PM
999,548
boddamloon
Nov 20 2007, 04:56 PM
999,547
spikes
Nov 20 2007, 07:13 PM
999,546
P4UL T
Nov 20 2007, 07:17 PM
999,545
spikes
Nov 20 2007, 07:25 PM
999,544
Gord
Nov 20 2007, 08:18 PM
999,543
peter026
Nov 20 2007, 08:21 PM
999,542
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away
spikes
Nov 20 2007, 08:37 PM
999,541
peter026
Nov 20 2007, 08:38 PM
999,540
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
spikes
Nov 20 2007, 08:40 PM
999,539
peter026
Nov 20 2007, 08:43 PM
999,538
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' ,
so he gave me a kite.
Einstein
Nov 20 2007, 08:53 PM
999,537
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
spikes
Nov 20 2007, 08:59 PM
999,536
Gord
Nov 20 2007, 09:01 PM
999,535
spikes
Nov 20 2007, 09:04 PM
999,534
Gord
Nov 20 2007, 09:08 PM
999,533
HUMAN-ERROR
Nov 20 2007, 10:22 PM
999,532
aztecbandit1
Nov 20 2007, 11:05 PM
999,531
sparkystav
Nov 21 2007, 08:26 AM
999,530
Einstein
Nov 21 2007, 08:39 AM
999,529
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Unregistered_User
Nov 21 2007, 12:53 PM
999,528
sparkystav
Nov 21 2007, 03:12 PM
999,527
Gord
Nov 21 2007, 06:05 PM
999,526
Unregistered_User
Nov 21 2007, 10:35 PM
999,525
aztecbandit1
Nov 21 2007, 10:51 PM
999,524
spikes
Nov 21 2007, 11:21 PM
999,523
Bazza
Nov 21 2007, 11:45 PM
999,522
spikes
Nov 21 2007, 11:50 PM
999,521
Gord
Nov 22 2007, 09:25 AM
999,520
sparkystav
Nov 22 2007, 10:56 AM
999,519
Gord
Nov 22 2007, 11:20 AM
999,518
Scarlet Pimpernell
Nov 22 2007, 11:30 AM
999,517
sparkystav
Nov 22 2007, 12:38 PM
999,516
Gord
Nov 22 2007, 12:39 PM
999,515
Einstein
Nov 22 2007, 02:23 PM
999,514
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
sparkystav
Nov 22 2007, 03:21 PM
999,513
Ian M
Nov 22 2007, 03:28 PM
999,512
"The key to success is hidden under the doormat of hardwork."
Unregistered_User
Nov 22 2007, 05:51 PM
999,511
peter026
Nov 22 2007, 06:22 PM
999,510
'I became a member of The Secret Seven. It's so secret, I don't even know who the other six are...
Steve
Nov 22 2007, 07:17 PM
999,509
Bazza
Nov 22 2007, 07:19 PM
999,508
peter026
Nov 22 2007, 07:57 PM
999,507
'So I said to the doctor'. ' People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'The doctor said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start'.
spikes
Nov 22 2007, 08:00 PM
999,506
peter026
Nov 22 2007, 08:42 PM
999,505
'I got up just like that, well it could of been like that, but, no it was like that.... anyway I leapt up, and I opened the door in my pyjamas, It's a funny place to have a door I know'.
spikes
Nov 22 2007, 08:57 PM
999,504
peter026
Nov 22 2007, 09:53 PM
999,503
"I bumped into an old acquaintance the other day,
he told me he had taken a job as a postman.
He said it was better than walking the streets."
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