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sparkystav
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Gord
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spikes
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sparkystav
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Lexus2D
999,357 lol ow weard
sparkystav
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Lexus2D
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Chris.S
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sparkystav
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Rikos
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sparkystav
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peter026
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Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ***** look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
sparkystav
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peter026
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
sparkystav
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peter026
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?
sparkystav
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Giblet
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peter026
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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Giblet
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sparkystav
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Gord
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peter026
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Gord
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Bazza
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sparkystav
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peter026
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I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
spikes
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sparkystav
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peter026
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
sparkystav
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peter026
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Bazza
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peter026
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £1.50 a minute
sparkystav
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graham8370
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No replys to them Peter, but a good read. Keep 'em coming
peter026
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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.
sparkystav
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peter026
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Bazza
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peter026
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What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.
sparkystav
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Ian M
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peter026
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What is the Australian for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Sheila!
spikes
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Bazza
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Einstein
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peter026
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?
sparkystav
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peter026
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The company Sergeant is briefing the recruits: "For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you..."


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