sparkystav
November 29, 2007, 10:51 pm
999,310
Gord
November 29, 2007, 11:03 pm
999,309
keywest
November 29, 2007, 11:17 pm
999,308
Gord
November 29, 2007, 11:21 pm
999,307
sparkystav
November 29, 2007, 11:25 pm
999,306
Lexus2D
November 30, 2007, 9:28 am
999,305
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 10:02 am
999,304
Chris.S
November 30, 2007, 10:22 am
999,303
Giblet
November 30, 2007, 11:22 am
999,302
Ian M
November 30, 2007, 12:17 pm
999,301
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 12:23 pm
999,300
peter026
November 30, 2007, 5:07 pm
999,299
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 5:25 pm
999,298
peter026
November 30, 2007, 6:37 pm
999,297
Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 6:38 pm
999,296
peter026
November 30, 2007, 6:41 pm
999,295
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 7:16 pm
999,294
peter026
November 30, 2007, 7:29 pm
999,293
There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 8:29 pm
999,292
peter026
November 30, 2007, 9:03 pm
999,291
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 9:10 pm
999,290
peter026
November 30, 2007, 9:19 pm
999,289
People who think they know everything upset those of us who do.
Einstein
November 30, 2007, 9:22 pm
999,288
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
peter026
November 30, 2007, 9:24 pm
999,287
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 9:30 pm
999,286
Gord
November 30, 2007, 9:30 pm
999,285
peter026
November 30, 2007, 9:31 pm
999,284
He who hesitates is probably right.
spikes
November 30, 2007, 9:34 pm
999,283
peter026
November 30, 2007, 9:35 pm
999,282
Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
spikes
November 30, 2007, 9:40 pm
999,281
peter026
November 30, 2007, 9:41 pm
999,280
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
spikes
November 30, 2007, 9:48 pm
999,279
sparkystav
November 30, 2007, 10:29 pm
999,278
peter026
November 30, 2007, 10:29 pm
999,278
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 6:01 pm
999,277
peter026
December 1, 2007, 8:40 pm
999,276
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 8:42 pm
999,275
peter026
December 1, 2007, 8:50 pm
999,274
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?
The second one !
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 9:09 pm
999,273
Gord
December 1, 2007, 9:11 pm
999,272
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 9:46 pm
999,271
boddamloon
December 1, 2007, 9:57 pm
999,270
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 10:08 pm
999,269
Einstein
December 1, 2007, 10:21 pm
999,268
Einstein
December 1, 2007, 10:22 pm
999,267 (double post)
boddamloon
December 1, 2007, 10:27 pm
999,266
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 10:29 pm
999,265
boddamloon
December 1, 2007, 10:30 pm
999,264
sparkystav
December 1, 2007, 11:25 pm
999,263
boddamloon
December 2, 2007, 1:03 am
999,262
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