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peter026
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Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
P4UL T
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Unregistered_User
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sparkystav
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spikes
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sparkystav
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peter026
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Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
sparkystav
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peter026
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
sparkystav
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Bazza
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peter026
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme
sparkystav
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peter026
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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A. From a catalogue.
Unregistered_User
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P4UL T
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peter026
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Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
Unregistered_User
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peter026
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Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
Einstein
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Bazza
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peter026
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If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
sparkystav
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peter026
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If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
sparkystav
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peter026
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Sex is like air, it's only bad when your not getting any.
Unregistered_User
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Rsarin
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eXOBeX
999,184 green bottles...
Unregistered_User
999,183 .........sitting on a wall.........
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peter026
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws
Bazza
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Gord
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peter026
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How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free
Gord
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peter026
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Deja two: The feeling that I've experienced this before, twice
spikes
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Bazza
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peter026
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A lady's picking through the frozen turkeys and says to a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He says, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
spikes
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peter026
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I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.
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Bazza
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Unregistered_User
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aztecbandit1
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Ian M
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ACEY
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Chris.S
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norkep
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