peter026
December 4, 2007, 5:26 pm
999,211
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
P4UL T
December 4, 2007, 6:51 pm
999,210
Unregistered_User
December 4, 2007, 7:25 pm
999,209
sparkystav
December 4, 2007, 7:33 pm
999,208
spikes
December 4, 2007, 7:40 pm
999,207
sparkystav
December 4, 2007, 7:56 pm
999,206
peter026
December 4, 2007, 8:04 pm
999,205
Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
sparkystav
December 4, 2007, 8:20 pm
999,204
peter026
December 4, 2007, 8:33 pm
999,203
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
sparkystav
December 4, 2007, 8:46 pm
999,202
Bazza
December 4, 2007, 9:49 pm
999,201
peter026
December 4, 2007, 10:02 pm
999,200
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
sparkystav
December 4, 2007, 10:06 pm
999,199
peter026
December 4, 2007, 10:07 pm
999,198
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Unregistered_User
December 4, 2007, 11:48 pm
999,197
P4UL T
December 5, 2007, 9:08 am
999,196
peter026
December 5, 2007, 5:07 pm
999,195
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
Unregistered_User
December 5, 2007, 6:19 pm
999,194
peter026
December 5, 2007, 6:28 pm
999,193
Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
Einstein
December 5, 2007, 6:45 pm
999,192
Bazza
December 5, 2007, 6:45 pm
999,192
peter026
December 5, 2007, 6:50 pm
999,191
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
sparkystav
December 5, 2007, 7:23 pm
999,190
peter026
December 5, 2007, 7:38 pm
999,189
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
sparkystav
December 5, 2007, 7:42 pm
999,188
peter026
December 5, 2007, 10:05 pm
999,187
Sex is like air, it's only bad when your not getting any.
Unregistered_User
December 6, 2007, 12:04 am
999,186
Rsarin
December 6, 2007, 12:05 am
999,185
eXOBeX
December 6, 2007, 12:09 am
999,184 green bottles...
Unregistered_User
December 6, 2007, 12:32 am
999,183 .........sitting on a wall.........
P4UL T
December 6, 2007, 8:38 pm
999,182
peter026
December 6, 2007, 8:51 pm
999,181
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws
Bazza
December 6, 2007, 9:00 pm
999,180
Gord
December 6, 2007, 9:03 pm
999,179
peter026
December 6, 2007, 9:06 pm
999,178
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free
Gord
December 6, 2007, 9:13 pm
999,177
peter026
December 6, 2007, 9:47 pm
999,176
Deja two: The feeling that I've experienced this before, twice
spikes
December 6, 2007, 10:09 pm
999,175
Bazza
December 6, 2007, 10:20 pm
999,174
peter026
December 6, 2007, 10:21 pm
999,174
A lady's picking through the frozen turkeys and says to a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He says, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
spikes
December 6, 2007, 10:29 pm
999,173
peter026
December 6, 2007, 10:31 pm
999,172
I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.
P4UL T
December 6, 2007, 11:30 pm
999,171
Bazza
December 6, 2007, 11:40 pm
999,170
Unregistered_User
December 7, 2007, 12:54 am
999,169
aztecbandit1
December 7, 2007, 6:20 am
999,168
Ian M
December 7, 2007, 8:30 am
999,167
ACEY
December 7, 2007, 8:42 am
999,166
Chris.S
December 7, 2007, 9:31 am
999,165
norkep
December 7, 2007, 12:00 pm
999,164
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