sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 2:20 pm
999,163
Ian M
December 7, 2007, 5:19 pm
999,162
Are we there yet?
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 5:38 pm
999,161
aztecbandit1
December 7, 2007, 5:39 pm
999,160
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 5:52 pm
999,159
aztecbandit1
December 7, 2007, 5:53 pm
999,158
peter026
December 7, 2007, 6:12 pm
999,157
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging
aztecbandit1
December 7, 2007, 6:25 pm
999,156
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 6:33 pm
999,155
P4UL T
December 7, 2007, 7:07 pm
999,154
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 7:13 pm
999,153
aztecbandit1
December 7, 2007, 7:13 pm
999,152
peter026
December 7, 2007, 7:24 pm
999,151
Please excuse Pedro from being absent from school yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.
Gord
December 7, 2007, 7:25 pm
999,150
peter026
December 7, 2007, 7:26 pm
999,149
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot
Einstein
December 7, 2007, 8:22 pm
999,148
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 8:23 pm
999,147
spikes
December 7, 2007, 8:49 pm
999,146
peter026
December 7, 2007, 9:03 pm
999,145
An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of the desired 'I Saw the Pope' in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed 'I Saw the Potato.'
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 9:30 pm
999,144
Gord
December 7, 2007, 9:33 pm
999,143
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 9:50 pm
999,142
Gord
December 7, 2007, 9:59 pm
999,141
Giblet
December 7, 2007, 10:03 pm
999,140
peter026
December 7, 2007, 10:03 pm
999,139
A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 10:10 pm
999,138
Giblet
December 7, 2007, 10:11 pm
999,137
peter026
December 7, 2007, 10:11 pm
999,136
Psychiatrist advertisement:
A cure guaranteed or your mania back.
Giblet
December 7, 2007, 10:12 pm
999,135
peter026
December 7, 2007, 10:14 pm
999,134
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 10:22 pm
999,133
peter026
December 7, 2007, 11:02 pm
999,132
I don't exercise at all. If G*d meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
sparkystav
December 7, 2007, 11:14 pm
999,131
aztecbandit1
December 8, 2007, 3:58 am
999,130
sparkystav
December 8, 2007, 8:44 am
999,129
Gord
December 8, 2007, 9:06 am
999,128
sparkystav
December 8, 2007, 9:46 am
999,127
Ian M
December 8, 2007, 12:53 pm
999,126
sparkystav
December 8, 2007, 12:57 pm
999,125
peter026
December 8, 2007, 3:13 pm
999,124
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Gord
December 8, 2007, 3:21 pm
999,123
sparkystav
December 8, 2007, 3:22 pm
999,122
peter026
December 8, 2007, 4:04 pm
999,121
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
P4UL T
December 8, 2007, 5:43 pm
999,120
sparkystav
December 8, 2007, 5:48 pm
999,119
peter026
December 8, 2007, 8:05 pm
999,118
Medical terminology
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
sparkystav
December 8, 2007, 8:45 pm
999,117
peter026
December 8, 2007, 9:36 pm
999,116
Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
boddamloon
December 8, 2007, 9:46 pm
999,115
peter026
December 8, 2007, 9:47 pm
999,114
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring
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