Full Version: Game: Count Down From 1 Million
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'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'
'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'
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'The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.'
'The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.'
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'The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.'
'The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.'
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'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'
'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'
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'We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left.'
'We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left.'
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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos
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After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
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Apéritif:: French for a set of dentures.
Apéritif:: French for a set of dentures.
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Over a month and not yet a 1,000 posts. We will get there in 83 years at this rate
Over a month and not yet a 1,000 posts. We will get there in 83 years at this rate
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Hamlet to Ophelia: 'I'll do a sketch of thee, what kind of pencil shall I use?
2B, or not 2B?'
Hamlet to Ophelia: 'I'll do a sketch of thee, what kind of pencil shall I use?
2B, or not 2B?'
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
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