This is easy

Count Down from 1,000,000 and make this the biggest thread in the world.

The person to reach 1 from 1,000,000 counting down without any broken numbers wins will be "crowned" in the club (one number per post)

Also We will run this over the coming months into a raffle and chuck the odd prize in the pot. Remember you cannot add two posts together. We will pull the number outta the hat and send you things!!!

May take a while but its all good fun!

while your there add some funny quotes to make it funny!

Here we go

[b]1,000,000[/b]

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999,998

And DJ WOZZA looks better in a dress

999,997

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

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999,995

Growing old:

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

999,994

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"

999,993

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love ."

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999,991


"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."

999,990

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

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999,988

"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."

999,987

999,986

"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'"

999,985

Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands.

999,984


"A magician was driving down the road..then turned into a drive way..."

999,983

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

999,982

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

999,981

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"

999,980

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

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999,978

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"

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999,976


"two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted"

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"So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"

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[quote name='aztecbandit1' post='483871' date='Nov 8 2007, 09:07 PM']999,992

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."[/quote]

Chris confused me with the wrong number!!

999,973

"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again. And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'
And I Said 'I careered off the road.'"

999,972

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."

LOL

999.971

"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"

999,970

Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?

999,969


"Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk"

999,968

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own *****, okay?"


Sorry Stav

999,967

2 people in every 1 is a schizophrenic.

999,966

999,965

I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder

999,964

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

999,963


"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

999,962

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

999,961


"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already."

999.960 "A boy asks his dad, whats the difference between a vagina and a c ** t? dad lifts sleeping mums nighty and says, son this is a vagina, boy asks if he can touch it dad replys saying NOO! that'll wake the c ** t up!!

999, 960

"its nice to be important - BUT more important to be nice!

999,959

"If *** did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

999,958

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

999,957

Dyslexics of the world, untie

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"I got kicked out of the scouts for eating a brownie"

999,955

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

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999,953

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

999,952

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.