I ban spikes because it's my birthday and I can do what I want hehe

i ban wyliecoyote as a birthday present to him

i ban spikes cos its my first ban of the day also

I ban Aaron for not coming up with his own reason to ban someone!

i ban stav for wanting to go all american pimp on his number plate

i ban aaron because he is the last poster on the thread

I ban Bazza for giving a silly reason

I ban Einstein for banning Bazza for giving a silly reason

I ban Wozza for calling at daft times of the day and ive been waiting for him to post on this topic

I ban Wozza for making my ears bleed with his ICE and Gord for banning Wozza before me....

I ban Tango for not having an orange IS

i ban dj wozza for scratching records

I ban adrian for nipping in the banning before me

i ban sparkystav for bein to slow to ban wozza

I ban Adrian for beating Stav to banning Wozza

I ban Einstein for being a moderator on another Forum!

I ban Stav for noticing

I ban Einstein for having a genious as his username!

I ban Anees for having a BMW in his avatar!

I ban WylieCoyote for making a good point about the BMW avatar (I should change it asap!)

I ban Anees for not changing his Avatar yet.

I ban Geoffers for being from Liverpool and "electronics guru" actually means "can remove car stereo in seconds" lol

I ban Stav for Scousist remarks. The Lex Stereo takes a good 2-3 mins to get out if you are nicking the wheels at the same time...

I ban Geoffers for knowing that scousers can remove the wheels faster than the Ferrari F1 team

I ban Einstein for that old chestnut (although it is past his normal bedtime).....

For those who haven't heard it :

Ferrari's Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as their pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill at removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed & some pictures of David Coulthard's missus in the shower.

I ban Geoffers for cracking me up at 1.52am

I ban Wozza for still being awake at 2;30 when he should be getting his beauty sleep

I ban Whiteman for being awake at 02.32 AM which is way past his curfew..

Also, here is proof about Liverpool.... this could be Geoffers !

Liverpool

I ban Einstein cos that made me laugh

I ban Lexus2D for letting Einstein making you laugh.

Also, i went to liverpool for a trip to see the capital of culture but when i was driving through my car started playing up (i was in my renault at the time) so i pulled up to check it out. I popped the bonnet and started to be a bloke and look for the answer knowing full well i didnt have a clue what i was looking for. All of sudden the car starting rocking so i had a look at the side of my car and there where two kids jacking it up, i shouted at them 'hey what you doing' the little scousers then answered with 'mate if your having the engine we're having the wheels'!!!

I ban Rikos for trying to steal the engine of his own car.

I ban Rikos for a crap Liverpool story.

Last time I was in Liverpool I stuck my arm out as I was turning right, & somebody stole my watch !

I ban Wozza as he should have banned wylie!! Also, why did he use his arm to indicate thats what his indicators are for .... obviously!

I ban Rikos as a hand signal can be useful sometimes
(and I ban Wylie for typing faster than me)

I ban Wozza for being wrong. A hand signal is not useful sometimes, it's useful all the time

I ban Wylie for not submitting a "pick on the scouser" remark!

I'd fly down there and see you but Liverpool airport has been shut for the past few hours due to a "suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.

LOL! I ban Geoffers for giving me a brilliant 'pick on the scousers idea'
I have 2 words - Cilla Black!!!

I ban Wylie for bringing back memories of 'Suprise Suprise' on a sunday evening from my childhood

I ban Wozza for not mentioning the nauseating 'And number 2, what's your name and where do you come from?' not to mention the totally irritating feeble and staged answers the pathetic specimens gave to a predicatble question. Just saw an opportunity for a quick rant!

I ban Wylie for not knowing the difference between 'Blind Date' & 'Suprise Suprise'

I ban wozza fror getting in before me and forgetting thet Mr Bean once went on Blind Date and so it must be a good show!

I ban wozza because I do! Suprise Suprise was irritating and mildly sickening, Blind date just left you feeling suicidal. So there

I ban Wylie cos I just want to

(bearing in mind Blind Date was on a Saturday you would have committed suicide before sunday's Suprise Suprise)

I ban wozza for picking on me

I ban wozza and wylie for saying because i want to which reminds me of that terrible pop song ... you all know the one!!

I ban Rikos for not remembering the name Billie Piper

I ban wozza for mentioning the name Billie Piper

Although that top she wore on Top Gear did redeem her somewhat!

I ban wylie as billie could never redeem herself after marrying Chris Evans

I ban Rikos because I agree with him

I ban WylieCoyote for mentioning my favourite show 'Top Gear'

EDIT: DJ Wozza beat me too it! So I ban him too for being quicker then me!