QUOTE(legendswraith @ Oct 8 2008, 08:17 PM)

QUOTE(Gord @ Oct 8 2008, 08:16 PM)

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock stock one year ago, it would be worth £4.95 today.
With HBOS, you would have £16.50 left of the original £1000
With XL Leisure, you would have less than a fiver.
And if you had purchased £1000 of Seguro Air Lines stock, you would have a measly 49p.
However, if you had purchased £1000 worth of stella one year ago, drank the lot of it, then re-cycled the cans at an aluminium plant for a cash refund, you would have £21.40.
And so, based on the above information, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle......
I like the way you think
GORDON BROWN was visiting a primary school and he visited one of
the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
> their meanings.
>
> The teacher asked Mr. BROWN if he would like to lead the
> discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
>
> So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a
> 'tragedy'.
>
> A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives
> on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him,
> that would be a 'tragedy.'
>
> No, said GORDON - that would be an accident.'
>
> A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty
> children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a
> tragedy'
>
> I'm afraid not, explained GORDON - that's what we would call a
> great loss'
>
> The room went silent. No other children volunteered. GORDON
> searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of
> a tragedy?'
>
> Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand...
>
> In a quiet voice he said: 'If a plane carrying you and MR. DARLING
> was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would
> be a tragedy.'
>
> 'Fantastic!' exclaimed GORDON. 'That's right. And can you tell me
> why that would be tragedy?'
>
>'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certain wouldn't be
a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a bloody accident either!'