should of read CANT DO sorry!!!This is not sexist(just a laugh)



01. know anything about a car except its colour
> 02. understand a film plot
> 03. go 24 hours without sending a text message
> 04. lift
> 05. throw
> 06. run
> 07. park
> 08. fart
> 09. read a map
> 10. rob a bank
> 11. resist Ikea
> 12. sit still
> 13. tell a joke
> 14. play pool
> 15. pay for dinner
> 16. eat a kebab whilst walking
> 17. pee out of a train window
> 18. argue without shouting
> 19. get told off without crying
> 20. understand fruit machines
> 21. walk past a shoe shop
> 22. make a decent bacon sandwich
> 23. not comment on a strangers clothes
> 24. use small amounts of toilet paper
> 25. let you sleep with a hangover
> 26. drink a pint gracefully
> 27. get a round in
> 28. throw a punch
> 29. do magic
> 30. like your friends
> 31. enjoy porn
> 32. eat a really hot curry
> 33. get to the point
> 34. buy plain envelopes
> 35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
> 36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
> 37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
> 38. avoid credit card debt
> 39. dive into a pool
> 40. assemble furniture
> 41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
> 42. set a video recorder
> 43. not try and change you
> 44. watch a war film
> 45. understand why flirting results in violence
> 46. spend a day by themselves
> 47. go to the toilet by themselves
> 48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
> 49. choose a video quickly
> 50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above!



Except maybe no:22

Hmmmm, I definitely can't do the last one.

As to the others, I wouldn't like to say