[quote name='Rikos' post='507374' date='Feb 6 2008, 09:17 AM']Yemgi has your car been in any films?[/quote]
Films no but in shows, exhibitions, magasines, DVDs, catalogues and advertisements yes

Just found this old one somehow.

Doesn't everyone have interesting jobs?

I work in a Furniture Shop for £13k. Not very interesting, and nowhere near pays for the Lexus!

i work in engineering company making tri cone drill bits for drilling for oil to feed all your our big greedy lexus cars and jeeps. lol.

[quote name='84Stoney' post='599498' date='Oct 31 2008, 01:06 PM']Just found this old one somehow.

Doesn't everyone have interesting jobs?

I work in a Furniture Shop for £13k. Not very interesting, and nowhere near pays for the Lexus![/quote]

How do youi pay for it then? Man-who**ing? lol

Telecoms Consultant.

Apple shares investor.

The shares paid for the car, the contracts pay for the petrol.

[quote name='sparkystav' post='505895' date='Feb 1 2008, 10:14 PM']Control and Instrument Maintenance Technician at a Nuclear power station.

Stav[/quote]

Stav does Homer work there

I work for a Belgium Forklift Parts company (i am based in Coventry)
supplying Forklift/Access parts for All makes all over the World (if you own a forklift you will Know of Us)
I deal with looking up part numbers for TOYOTA/Nissan/Linde & Mitsi
for sales people all over the world been with them 9 years Feb 09
Company www.TVH.com

[quote name='mattstheone' post='599546' date='Oct 31 2008, 04:21 PM'][quote name='sparkystav' post='505895' date='Feb 1 2008, 10:14 PM']Control and Instrument Maintenance Technician at a Nuclear power station.

Stav[/quote]

Stav does Homer work there
[/quote]

LOL would you believe the "homer" type people are on at least £50k a year plus overtime.

director of a joinery company, we make and fit kitchens/bedrooms ect.

Self employed carpet fitter, works very slow at the mo tho due to the crunch, so the only thing being paid for on the Lex is fuel and insurance

i am a auto door engineer and part time enforcer

I'm an IT contractor. Specialising in Citrix, Altiris, Server 2003 and 2008. Working at one of the Big 4 accountancy firms at the moment, been there since about July last year when I was technical lead on a complete refresh on their Citrix infrastructure.

I like the project stuff, it's not so much fun now it's mostly support. Not the best time to be looking for a new contract though, so head down and get on with it!!

I Import/Export military and civil parts for BAE Systems

and sell dvd's for someone else.......... honest

[quote name='Y2Kanjar' post='599663' date='Oct 31 2008, 10:46 PM']I Import/Export military and civil parts for BAE Systems

and sell dvd's for someone else.......... honest[/quote]

Any chance you could get me a tank

I'll take a Helicopter

[quote name='sparkystav' post='599680' date='Oct 31 2008, 11:26 PM']I'll take a Helicopter[/quote]
and

[quote name='aztecbandit1' post='599674' date='Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM']Any chance you could get me a tank [/quote]


for the right price boys....PM me and i'll see what my Saudi contacts say

Hmm was wanting something more Russian than Saudi. lol

I just want a nuke

ill have a helicopter might be cheaper on fuel than the lex lol

[quote name='sparkystav' post='599585' date='Oct 31 2008, 06:22 PM'][quote name='mattstheone' post='599546' date='Oct 31 2008, 04:21 PM'][quote name='sparkystav' post='505895' date='Feb 1 2008, 10:14 PM']Control and Instrument Maintenance Technician at a Nuclear power station.

Stav[/quote]

Stav does Homer work there
[/quote]

LOL would you believe the "homer" type people are on at least £50k a year plus overtime.
[/quote]

Yepp i can believe it and fair play to them if they want to pay someone that much i would not complain
except the 40% tax i would be paying on the 10K above 40k

Matt

[quote name='DJ Wozza' post='599786' date='Nov 1 2008, 01:42 PM']I just want a nuke [/quote]

it depends on who your going to nuke... would you like a saudi one coz i get a great deal or do you have a perfferance lol

im a Derrickman on a oil/gas drilling rig in the north sea

[quote name='aztecbandit1' post='599674' date='Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM'][quote name='Y2Kanjar' post='599663' date='Oct 31 2008, 10:46 PM']I Import/Export military and civil parts for BAE Systems

and sell dvd's for someone else.......... honest[/quote]

Any chance you could get me a tank
[/quote]
I've a spare one in the loft you can have.

Traditional Butchers shop. Things going well at the moment. First to go in a crunch; eating out.
Buy some steaks to have at home.
Every cloud etc. etc.

[quote name='graham8370' post='600500' date='Nov 3 2008, 07:08 PM'][quote name='aztecbandit1' post='599674' date='Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM'][quote name='Y2Kanjar' post='599663' date='Oct 31 2008, 10:46 PM']I Import/Export military and civil parts for BAE Systems

and sell dvd's for someone else.......... honest[/quote]

Any chance you could get me a tank
[/quote]
I've a spare one in the loft you can have.

Traditional Butchers shop. Things going well at the moment. First to go in a crunch; eating out.
Buy some steaks to have at home.
Every cloud etc. etc.
[/quote]
am a lumberjack and am ok i dress in womans clothes all day.


lol am self employed working for a farming company fitting auto steer to tractors etc.

im a courier i work for target/citylink in aylesford do 100 drops a day round ramsgate, margate and broadstairs done by 1pm eceryday so not bad

I work for a fishmerchant, filleting and delivering fish to restaurants.
It's a cold and smelly job but the money is not too bad.
The downside is that my car always smells of fish!
It is easy to find in the carpark though as it always has a cloud of flies hovering over it.

Redsteve.

[quote name='tyrone' post='600519' date='Nov 3 2008, 07:48 PM']im a courier i work for target/citylink in aylesford do 100 drops a day round ramsgate, margate and broadstairs done by 1pm eceryday so not bad[/quote]

Ah so your one nof them that just sticks a leaflet through the door and runs off lol

[quote name='sparkystav' post='600558' date='Nov 3 2008, 09:53 PM'][quote name='tyrone' post='600519' date='Nov 3 2008, 07:48 PM']im a courier i work for target/citylink in aylesford do 100 drops a day round ramsgate, margate and broadstairs done by 1pm eceryday so not bad[/quote]

Ah so your one nof them that just sticks a leaflet through the door and runs off lol
[/quote]

i was thinking that.....

dude you sure you want to admit you for them

im a sales manager for good old virgin media! And its inbound so were not the ones ringing you.

I'm a part time pole and lap dancer. and Russian gymnast.
I also teach people to drive when I'm not prising myself off a pole or lap.
My hobbies are complaining about the Driving Standards Agency and drinking Gin.
On my top ten list of things to do before I die is to lunge at the Pope.
My starsign is capricorn, my unlucky stone is Ronnie Wood, and my unlucky number is anything sung by Des O'Connor.
Favourite football team is Acrington Stanley.
I'll stop now.

Jim.

I'm a uni student studying a business information systems degree, and was until I quit recently due to non payment of wages an IT technician (3rd line/onsite) so I'm now looking for a part time job in IT incase anyone has any going at their place of work or can hook me up somehow Done network installs etc.

I spent 20 yrs as an engineer in the RAF, specializing in later years in weapons and explosives - don't annoy me, I know 100 different ways to re-unite you with your creator.

Now, I do something a little different.

My main job is as an actuary in life insurance determining how much money we need to keep the company solvent and meet all the rules. If you don't know what an actuary is, and most people don't (the remainder regret they do), it's effectively an accountant who's very good at maths and has no personality.

There are a few jokes about actuaries. E.g. what does an actuary use for contraception?; how do you spot an extrovert actuary? See below for answers.

We actuaries are useful though. I can tell people how long they can expect to live and how many years they can expect to live gibbering in a rest home, or the size of Gordon Brown's pension in multiples of that paid to the average pensioner and how much he takes from every litre of fuel. Bet you regret reading now, eh?

I have some other jobs, such as free babysitter for my boys when my ex-wife wants to go out, free business adviser for my ex-wife, bank-rolling my ex-wife in her 5-bed house while I live in a rented flat in an Asylum (honest).

I'm thinking of packing it all in, living off benefits and replacing my maintenance payments with unpaid work for my wife (seriously).

Ian


His personality!
He mumbles at the other person's belt not his shoes.

[quote name='Ian D' post='600809' date='Nov 4 2008, 06:53 PM']I spent 20 yrs as an engineer in the RAF, specializing in later years in weapons and explosives - don't annoy me, I know 100 different ways to re-unite you with your creator.[/quote]

Can I PM you a rather long list?

Jim.

All PMs gratefully received.

My ex-wife checks her car underside with a mirror every morning.......but she's safe as I'd never risk blowing up my boys by mistake. She'd better watch out for the pressure-activated shotgun cartridge underneath the driver's seat though. One of my lads did build one for a motorbike but we persuaded him it was a bad idea to put it on his own bike as he might forget to flip the arming switch off one day (it was pretty spectacular when we set it off on his test bike)

Cheers,

Ian

I work in chemicals, Air Products chemicals plc

[b]Role[/b] - MD

[b]Company[/b] - [url="http://www.jobpatch.com"]JobPatch.com[/url]

[b]What we do[/b] - We advertise recruitment vacancies for employers (online). Job seekers apply for the jobs that employers advertise. We also have loads of tools (free) for Job Seekers to write CV's, read up on how to interview for a job, how to ask for a pay rise and more.

[b]Area covered[/b] - Midlands (Gloucestershire to Staffs)

[b]Help to members?[/b] - If you need a job or know someone that does, we may be able to help you out - new jobs added daily

Used to work in IT as 3rd line techy but that was part time otherwise I'm a student, well just finished my final exams so fingers crossed I'm technically not a student anymore nearly as I graduate in july I'm unemployed now lol

I work as a IT Analyst/Tech. support for a firm of consulting scientists and engineers.

I am a 3rd Line IT Support Analyst for a healthcare company.

[b]Role[/b] Deputy Team leader Maintenance department

[b]Company[/b] - British Energy (part of the EDF group)

[b]What we do[/b] - Generate Electricity through Nuclear Power Reactors

[b]Area [/b] - Heysham

[b]Help to members?[/b] - Not really cant really bottle the electricity at the voltage we put it out

I'm just a poor Welder !!!!

[quote name='sparkystav' post='670005' date='May 28 2009, 11:39 AM'][b]Role[/b] Self employed...Out of work just now dam credit crunch hitting hard

[b]Company[/b] - Through Ringlink Scotland

[b]What we do[/b] - Skilled labour from driving moxi dumpers to installing gps so tractors can drive in a straight line

[b]Area [/b] - aberdeenshire

[b]Help to members?[/b] - If you need help with any work am your man..ok bit despirate but not had work for 3 weeks [/quote]

[quote name='Mr Mole' post='670007' date='May 28 2009, 11:43 AM']I'm just a poor Welder !!!![/quote]

got any jobs going mr mole

[b]Role[/b]VB .Net/SQL Programmer/Analyst Contractor. DIY mechanic!

[b]What we do[/b] Analyst/Programmer/Consultant in VB .Net, Lotus Notes, SQL Server. Any development/business analysis undertaken, especially in the finance sector. Above skills are the key skills but any language/platform would be undertaken. Any car work like servicing, brake servicing considered. Currently on a 3 day a week contract, so two days a week left for other stuff like cars

[b]Area [/b] - Preferably Hampshire, but anywhere considered dependent on rate

[b]Help to members?[/b] Probably not a lot but any software development requirements could certainly be catered for. Credit crunch is making the contract market very hard at the moment so any enquiries welcome, for software or vehicle work.

[quote name='cameron is200sport' post='670011' date='May 28 2009, 11:46 AM'][quote name='Mr Mole' post='670007' date='May 28 2009, 11:43 AM']I'm just a poor Welder !!!![/quote]

got any jobs going mr mole
[/quote]

Dont think so mate, unless you are a coded welder.

[b]Role [/b] Design Director

[b]Company [/b]- Walt Disney Co.

[b]What we do[/b] - Make videogames for x360, ps3, wii, psp & ds

[b]Area[/b] - London

[b]Help to members?[/b] - hmmmm, not sure - try me.

[quote name='Hando' post='670027' date='May 28 2009, 12:21 PM'][b]Role [/b] Design Director

[b]Company [/b]- Walt Disney Co.

[b]What we do[/b] - Make videogames for x360, ps3, wii, psp & ds

[b]Area[/b] - London

[b]Help to members?[/b] - hmmmm, not sure - try me.[/quote]

Free games

[b]Role [/b] Nightclub/Theme Bar DJ (or general tart )

[b]What I do[/b] Play loud music for money (or is it play music loud for money ?)

[b]Area Located[/b] London/Kent border, work mostly central London plus Reading.

[b]Help to members ?[/b] help with all sorts of Music/Home Audio & I.C.E advice in general or more specific on IS200

[b]Role [/b] lorry driver (big lorrys lol) driver for [b][/b]THE REAL MCKAYS

[b]What I do[/b] drive lorrys land fish from boats and deliver all over from the north of scotland to the south of cough cough england lol and france,denmark,holland

[b]Area Located[/b] the world lol based at buckie n.e scotland, yards in peterhead and aberdeen

[b]Help to members ?[/b] no unless u like fish
main areas i work /deliver to are buckie,fraserburgh,peterhead,aberdeen edinburgh glasgow ayr north shields immingham grimsby fleetwood manchester liverpool plymouth just to name a few[url="http://www.mybannermaker.com/link.php?nurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mybannermaker.com"][img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4098/mybanner4a1f06bc8231c.jpg[/img][/url]

Work in a callcentre,

yh kinda boring