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[i]"me legs shrunk"[/i]

bit higher aaahh now i can see all of u without my wife knowing i'm looking

have heard lipsils good for chapped lips

The women in white over her right shoulder is thinking:

"go on, fall down the stairs "



says, " sorry luv, you'll have to walk, your dress will clash with my interior"

Why on earth did I bring the wife.....



Where's my polish when I need it....



Wouldn't mind rubbing that down....

"I hope no-one steals my white horse while I'm here."

Zee's operation had gone quite smoothly ...
However, dying his hair blonde was becoming a bit of a chore.

I knew there was a reason I queued for 8 hours to get tickets for this match....

is that dog ***** down there?

huh?oh-what's the SCORE you ask?oh right,of course-the TENNIS match we're watching.... about 40...24...36 LOVE I reckon,no FAULTS that I recall,but a DOUBLE SERVICE is definately in order....ACE!

Who cares about a caption!!

All I can say is "Mmmmmm, lovely".

" if i just walk out quietly , nobody will notice"

I bet she's thinking does my bum look big in this

Answer

no and nor does your bristols luv


( sorry )

Thats cool, those gold snakes on my ankles match my shoes.

Mitch was sat here somewhere