The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested
an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to
see thePope.

Dopey leads the pack

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a
moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns
back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world?"

After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry
my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding
the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"
"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"
"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"

LOL

the old ones are always the best

[quote name='rhaines' date='May 29 2003, 05:32 PM']the old ones are always the best[/quote]
the old ones eh...... u talkin bout the penguins or the nuns???