Why did the chicken cross the road?


[b]SAEED AL SAHAF [/b]- Iraqi Head of Information

The chicken did not cross the road.
This is a complete fabrication, we do not even have a chicken.

[b]GEORGE W BUSH[/b]

We don't care why the chicken crossed
the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

[b]TONY BLAIR[/b]

I agree with George.


[b]COLIN POWELL[/b]

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

[b]
HANS BLIX[/b]

We have reason to believe there is a
chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.


[b]KOFI ANAN[/b]

We have yet to pass a resolution
commissioning the identification of this animal and it is far too early to discuss any road.

[b]
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR[/b]

I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


[b]MARY WHITEHOUSE[/b]

In my day, we didn't ask why the
chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough.


[b]RONALD REAGAN[/b]

What chicken? I don't remember a chicken
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SIGMUND FREUD[/b]

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.


[b]BILL GATES[/b]

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.


[b]ALBERT EINSTEIN[/b]
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

I like it - especially the gulf war ones. Emailed it around at work before anyone else did.

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should clear things up a bit......

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

***** So why is it again that we work? *****