A man walks up to a woman in a nightclub
and says "the name's Bond"
She says "not James Bond?"
whereupon he replies
"no, Unibond, I'm here to fill your crack in!"
ifraz
June 6, 2003, 5:18 pm
This had me in stitches cause it was so
Am I the only one who found it funny?
Mike246
June 6, 2003, 9:45 pm
Nope. It made me chuckle too.
Try this one:
Two elderly South African women in an old-age home reminiscing.
One says 'Do you remember the minuet?
The other says 'I can't even remember the min I ******!'