When I sold my last car after 18 months it had 5 parking dents down one side and 4 on the other - but this one has been blemish free until yesterday when some g*t did 2 at once - in a vertical line.

Any ideas how much it'll cost to get it bashed out?

Sorry to hear it pal - try a local dentmaster gezzar and I'm sure it won't cost you too many pennies........