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Bazza-old
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

***, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced
the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the
kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them
to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get
through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Zee007
:lol: :lol: :lol:
MsW
That describes my day pretty much - except for the pregnant bit thankfully :sick:
wildrnes
:unsure:
Fever
:lol: :lol:
Fidgits
:lookaround: :lol:
wildrnes
[quote name='MsW' date='Jun 10 2003, 11:41 AM']That describes my day pretty much - except for the pregnant bit thankfully :sick:[/quote]
hmmm

this discribes your day love


7:30 wake up
get boy up
have breakfast
get boy to school......then the work begins
9:15 off to the gym with the girls
10:00 finished there off for cofee with the girls
12:00 wow tyred now off for lunch
1:00 either hair, nails, shopping
3:00 pick boy up from school

do i need to carry on :whistling:
Fidgits
[quote name='wildrnes' date='Jun 11 2003, 09:37 AM'][quote name='MsW' date='Jun 10 2003, 11:41 AM'] That describes my day pretty much - except for the pregnant bit thankfully :sick:[/quote]
hmmm

this discribes your day love


7:30 wake up
get boy up
have breakfast
get boy to school......then the work begins
9:15 off to the gym with the girls
10:00 finished there off for cofee with the girls
12:00 wow tyred now off for lunch
1:00 either hair, nails, shopping
3:00 pick boy up from school

do i need to carry on :whistling: [/quote]
Uh-oh... Mats gonna be in trouble tonight :whistling:
wildrnes
;)
MsW
Ah, yes, but I have to do all the other home-stuff AS WELL :yack:

The secret is successful prioritising :winky:
wildrnes
washing my pants for example :sick:
TonyGoose
Wildrnes + MsW ....

You 2 make me laugh :lol:

infact laugh lots :lol: :lol: :lol:
wildrnes
:zee: :whistling:


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