2 blokes in the pub chatting ....

I'm going on holiday next week

Excellent - get us some fags will ya

Sure, how many d'ya want ?

Oh about 600 should do

OK, no worries i'll pick you some up.

So, a week passes and the 2 blokes are in the pub again ....

Here you go, 600 fags.

Ah that's great .. cheers mate. How much do i owe you ?

You're welcome, they were Ninety Six quid.

NINETY SIX QUID ?? Bloody hell, where did you go ?

Cornwall !

only £3.20 a packet

[quote name='bazza' date='Jun 11 2003, 11:34 AM']only £3.20 a packet [/quote]
must be an old joke ..

yeah......must be pre-budget 2001 !!!


I remember when you could buy 10 B&H for £1.15

Those were the days

I used to work in a Petrol station when I was at Uni and you could get petrol for about £1.60 a gallon then.