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I'm sure my marbles are here somewhere
the ejector seat was working correctly
He finally twisted together the last 2 wires to activate his 'hyperneon' rear number plate 
The wife thinks i have another woman ,but no i just love to spend some time with my illuminated scuff plates.
[quote name='burnsy234' date='Jun 11 2003, 11:27 PM']The wife thinks i have another woman ,but no i just love to spend some time with my illuminated scuff plates.[/quote]
" I'm sorry for speeding officer, but this isn't how I'm normally asked to take down my particulars? "
After giving kylie a lift Ryan can't stop himself sniffing the seat....
beheaded car thief?
Ian you 
....
Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?
....Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?
[quote]4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
thats a full blown southern meet
thats a full blown southern meet
[quote name='Fidgits' date='Jun 11 2003, 10:13 PM'][img]http://www.lexusownersclub.com/gallery/albums/Misc/ryan_001.jpg[/img][/quote]
she was in here a minute ago, where the hell as she gone, I wasn't driving that hard !!!
she was in here a minute ago, where the hell as she gone, I wasn't driving that hard !!!
The car is looking in a mirror, saying...
.. "you talkin to me?"
"well...I dont see anyone else here"
.. "you talkin to me?"
"well...I dont see anyone else here"
[quote name='rhaines' date='Jun 11 2003, 11:36 PM']Ian you ....
Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
I was searching for my glasses. which means I can't really do 50 down country lanes...
....Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
I was searching for my glasses. which means I can't really do 50 down country lanes...
"How the hell do you turn these new rear lights off!?!?!"
7.....8........9...............10 Ready or not.... here I come!
Ahhh there's where my chewing gum went
"Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ARE YOU DOWN THERRRRRREEEEEE?"
At the moment he's on his phone texting to his mate......
"urr,Bob.Can u get down mine ASAP with fairy liquid,butter,and vaseline.I think I got my head stuck"
"urr,Bob.Can u get down mine ASAP with fairy liquid,butter,and vaseline.I think I got my head stuck"
[quote name='rhaines' date='Jun 11 2003, 11:36 PM']Ian you ....
Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
By the way Ryan...
...This is revenge for the huge pic of my face you posted
....Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
By the way Ryan...
...This is revenge for the huge pic of my face you posted
"I'm sure my cheque-book is here somewhere..."
[quote name='Fidgits' date='Jun 12 2003, 10:10 AM'][quote name='rhaines' date='Jun 11 2003, 11:36 PM'] Ian you ....
Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
By the way Ryan...
...This is revenge for the huge pic of my face you posted [/quote]
don't worry just you wait
....Wondered how long it would take you to get that up on the web....
What happened to you pulling out of Badgers, I was doing 20 and you still took 5 mins to catch up, I knew it was a bit lardy but 5 mins !!!!
And pulling over to find your glasses, thought that was an excellent excuse....
4 Toyota's and a Lexus does that count as a Micro meet ?[/quote]
By the way Ryan...
...This is revenge for the huge pic of my face you posted
[/quote]don't worry just you wait
fidgits proves that he cant use a camera
Does my **** look big in this ?
What do you mean , bend over and you will drive me home in first gear?
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