Hilary Clinton dies and goes to heaven whilst waiting outside
the pearly gates she notices lots of clocks hanging behind
St.Peter and asks what are all those clocks doing there?
St.Peter replies they are 'lie' clocks everyone has one!!
whos is that one she asks? thats Mother Theresas,shes never
told a lie in her entire life.And whos is that one? ah, Abraham Lincolns
he only told two lies in his entire life.
Wheres Bills clock then she asks? thats in jesus' room on the ceiling
being used as a fan.................

[quote name='pee.j' date='Jun 18 2003, 08:05 PM']Hilary Clinton dies and goes to heaven whilst waiting outside
the pearly gates she notices lots of clocks hanging behind
St.Peter and asks what are all those clocks doing there?
St.Peter replies they are 'lie' clocks everyone has one!!
whos is that one she asks? thats Mother Theresas,shes never
told a lie in her entire life.And whos is that one? ah, Abraham Lincolns
he only told two lies in his entire life.
Wheres Bills clock then she asks? thats in jesus' room on the ceiling
being used as a fan.................[/quote]
i dont get it

bazza
[quote]i dont get it[/quote]

Well the lie clock moves once every time you tell a lie.

does that help

[quote name='pee.j' date='Jun 18 2003, 09:40 PM']bazza
[quote]i dont get it[/quote]

Well the lie clock moves once every time you tell a lie.

does that help [/quote]
that explains it