Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left the
nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the
fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and
lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good
seeing to.

"Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will
started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will?"

Will sobbed "My head won't fit between the railings..."

Oh dear!

(I've now got this image of Kylie's ***** in my mind!) mmm

Excellent