Whilst a lot of you are tenting at JAE and i would of loved to join you

but i've booked into a hotel in Luton for the saturday night

I had to ...........she made me do it ,honest guv

not for my sake(obviously)something about,electricity for hairdrier

and tongs(whatever they are)so i'll be there on the saturday and staying

at the HOTEL in less than comfortable surroundings(not)and returning

on the sunday.

wuss

I'll tell her that

I bet my tent + 2 sleeping bags + 2 roll mats cost less than your 1 night in the hotel

bet you his hotel is comfier (is that a word)

Fidgits
[quote]I bet my tent + 2 sleeping bags + 2 roll mats cost less than your 1 night in the hotel[/quote]

How much then Ian

£5 toys are us look in action man section

Mat,........er indoors said you better bring plenty of Meguiars
coz shes coming back during the night to put hand marks
all over your.........................................










car

[quote name='pee.j' date='Jun 23 2003, 10:08 PM']Whilst a lot of you are tenting at JAE and i would of loved to join you

but i've booked into a hotel in Luton for the saturday night

I had to ...........she made me do it ,honest guv

not for my sake(obviously)something about,electricity for hairdrier

and tongs(whatever they are)so i'll be there on the saturday and staying

at the HOTEL in less than comfortable surroundings(not)and returning

on the sunday.

[/quote]
why luton ?

[quote name='pee.j' date='Jun 23 2003, 10:20 PM']Fidgits
[quote] I bet my tent + 2 sleeping bags + 2 roll mats cost less than your 1 night in the hotel[/quote]

How much then Ian [/quote]
45 quid...

bazza
[quote]why luton ?[/quote]

Coz within the hotel chain thats the nearest and i got a pretty good deal

Fidgits
[quote]45 quid...[/quote]

Oh well you win.......but for an extra £25 you can get pampered
with a breakfast,use of the pool and sauna,electricity.

hmmmm...

Unfortunatly, the missues is looking forward to camping a lot more than I am!

Why not just sleep under the stars a lot easier.....

I was well up for camping but(you know what their like)

is there power....

and showers....

im not sleeping on the floor with SPIDERS

Thats why I'm coming alone with the car ( DVD included ), the wife said " No shower or Electicy, no go" so it's just me,

BEER with no wife telling me "I think you've had enough to drink"

norkep
[quote]BEER with no wife telling me "I think you've had enough to drink"[/quote]

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME COZ IF I GET OUT OF MY HEAD WITH BOOZE

wifes gonna get a cab to the hotel and i'll sleep in the car..... or where i fall

Well, as a general rule I don't do "basic" anything (ask Matt.....)

But I'm really looking forward to camping

Even a tent can be luxurious if you put a bit of effort in (or get someone else to put in the effort for you more like!! )

There is power available if you know who to ask - I don't travel without my hairdryer

And you get spiders in your house, do you not????

[quote name='MsW' date='Jun 23 2003, 09:54 PM']There is power available if you know who to ask - I don't travel without my hairdryer[/quote]
Who, Who, the wife would kill for that information (if I told her)

[i]I'm sleeping in the car like last year[/i]

[quote name='Chris Shipley' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:01 PM'][i]I'm sleeping in the car like last year[/i][/quote]

And growling viciously if anyone comes near it ??

[quote name='MsW' date='Jun 23 2003, 10:54 PM']Well, as a general rule I don't do "basic" anything (ask Matt.....)



Even a tent can be luxurious if you put a bit of effort in (or get someone else to put in the effort for you more like!! )[/quote]

hmmmm

[quote name='norkep' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:00 PM']Who, Who, the wife would kill for that information (if I told her) [/quote]
Have a look on the JAE site - it's all on there Paul

[quote name='pee.j' date='Jun 23 2003, 10:08 PM']Whilst a lot of you are tenting at JAE and i would of loved to join you

but i've booked into a hotel in Luton for the saturday night

I had to ...........she made me do it ,honest guv

not for my sake(obviously)something about,electricity for hairdrier

and tongs(whatever they are)so i'll be there on the saturday and staying

at the HOTEL in less than comfortable surroundings(not)and returning

on the sunday.

[/quote]
pete ya big wus
fancy blaming it on the missus
a big brave fellow like you
scared of spiders
didnt fancy all those bugs
and sleeping rough
dont blame you really!

[quote name='MsW' date='Jun 23 2003, 10:10 PM'][quote name='norkep' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:00 PM'] Who, Who, the wife would kill for that information (if I told her)    [/quote]
Have a look on the JAE site - it's all on there Paul [/quote]
I meant the boot in the car

MsW
[quote]And you get spiders in your house, do you not????[/quote]

What in my house.....you must be joking the first sight of a spiders leg
over the threshold and its 'there it is get rid of it' i'm there with a bit of
tissue(depending on size)to catch it and eject it,i dont kill em i place em
outside

Ooooh, you have to kill them (sorry any Buddhist members), or they come back in and bring friends...................

you cant kill them

[quote name='bazza' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:33 PM']you cant kill them  [/quote]
Yes you can...

You just have to hit them really hard...

I find a good hard smack with a rolled-up newspaper is most effective... minimises 'splatter'...

[quote name='bazza' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:33 PM']you cant kill them [/quote]
It's them or me.........

[quote name='MsW' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:37 PM'][quote name='bazza' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:33 PM'] you cant kill them  [/quote]
It's them or me......... [/quote]
[img]http://www.barrie.me.uk/bangin.gif[/img]

The BIG ones make good crunchy noises

Did you know ... If you remove a spiders legs, it can't hear ??

I trained one once ..
If i said jump forward, it's jump forward - jump back, it'd jump back.
Pulled all it's legs off ...
Jump forward, nothing - Jump back, didn't move ...
Deaf, obviously

Oh, do spiders burn following contact with the flame from a lighter ?

[quote name='TonyGoose' date='Jun 24 2003, 12:48 AM']Oh, do spiders burn following contact with the flame from a lighter ? [/quote]
only the legs.......

just tried it on the balcony

[quote name='TonyGoose' date='Jun 23 2003, 11:48 PM']The BIG ones make good crunchy noises

Did you know ... If you remove a spiders legs, it can't hear ??

I trained one once ..
If i said jump forward, it's jump forward - jump back, it'd jump back.
Pulled all it's legs off ...
Jump forward, nothing - Jump back, didn't move ...
Deaf, obviously

Oh, do spiders burn following contact with the flame from a lighter ? [/quote]
lets hope the spiders club arnt reading this

i cant go loc site wont let me.