You think life is bad...

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother.

heard it before

Dont encourage him.........he'll only come out with older ones

That yolk is really bad

norkep that's eggsactly what I was thinking !