Shrek
April 19, 2002, 2:54 am
I'm not a pheasent plucker, I'm a pheasent pluckers son, and I'm only plucking pheasents, till the pheasent plucker comes........

:D
Steve
April 19, 2002, 3:16 am
if you could see me try that!
GrandAlf
April 22, 2002, 6:30 pm
BTW..Have you heard this one.
A man got left a parrot in a will. This Parrot was a real embarrasment as it swore like a trooper. The man tried to lock it away in a room and keep it covered. But the Parrot got madder and swore even more. He then tried to lock it in the kitchen cupboard, but it scraped sceamed and swore even more. Finally in desperation he shut it in the fridge. After a while, it went very quiet and the man started to feel guilty. He the opened the fridge, and the Parrot walked out saying, frightfully sorry about the bad language old boy, wont happen again., and by the way what dit the chicken doo to offend you.
Well I liked it anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!