Ebay Bull****ters

[Scorpion]

Obviously a pen pusher in the army.......doesn't he go on tours of duty!!

Oh and i told him we all have the snow button.

[Monster-Mat]

says "faultless paintwork"     

now we know he is lying  ;)

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avionics and auto technician? now thats two completely seperate trade arms surely

Mind you does add some truth to the "sweating like a squaddie on a spelling test" jibe

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.........watching you :winky:

the only way he could be Avionics and Auto Technician, would be if he was REME, with the AAC, but i doubt it.......Highly

[Monster-Mat]

Obviously a pen pusher in the army.......doesn't he go on tours of duty!!

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why is it Obvious................

but i dont think he/she is a pen pusher, if anything.................a wowwypop

[legendswraith]

Obviously a pen pusher in the army.......doesn't he go on tours of duty!!

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tour of what now is that when the hotels are less than 4stars

when we were out on ops the hotel once ran out of the chateau de feet had to drink the house wine instead.

War is hell i tell yer

[Rodders_UK]

How can a car have a BT phoneline?

Am I missing something?  

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its got a really long extension cable :P

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I asked the seller that question and he replied with a load of pants about you ring BT and give them the registration number and then they connect you

[Scorpion]

Obviously a pen pusher in the army.......doesn't he go on tours of duty!!

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why is it Obvious................

but i dont think he/she is a pen pusher, if anything.................a wowwypop

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He obviously commutes to work 100k + motor,so doesn't go on tours. :D

[Monster-Mat]

just told me to get a life.. :D ...................how does he know me

[Zee007]

just told me to get a life.. :D ...................how does he know me

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What did you ask him?

[MacRS200]

Heres a deal that went wrong, he would'nt accept payment apparently, interesting comment about blind auction by e-mail from the buyer. IIRC that is in the current Lex one as well. Surely this is against E-Bay rules :o

Bad Deal

And that was in Jan and how sad he was to part with the Corsa BS, BS, BS.

[Monster-Mat]

well one thing is ringing true......That he is a Squaddie, they defo look like Married Quarters in the background of the Corsa Sale

[Monster-Mat]

just told me to get a life.. :D ...................how does he know me

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What did you ask him?

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My Question

"Are you serious, thats a std Lexus.Whats so special about the Snow Button, general consensus is its Crap.... You need to learn to spell, you make me ashamed to admit that im in the British Army.

Lexus Owner and Squaddie"

His Reply

mate get a life and do 1 havent you got anything better to do than this sort your self out!

[Scorpion]

Watch it he might send the boys round

[Stu]

The deed has been done :winky:

Not only did i send him the link to this thread, but i also asked him where he got his LEXUS toolkit from. As far as i am aware, the only toolkit i got with my motor was the wheel brace et al, and they all have TOYOTA written on them!!! :P

Will let you know what he says!!!

Stu

[Stu]

As far as it goes for sending the boys round, i'm quaking in my boots!!!

Stu

[andrew felmingham]

reading this has me in fits keep it up :D :D :D :D

[Monster-Mat]

Thing is no one would mind if it was Factual.......and Honest, the spelling could then be forgiven.

But to bull**** people into thinking the car is something it isnt deserves all the ridicule anyone can Muster

[Mr Morse]

I just asked this wally if he was a member of LOC, and what was his username.

This is what he replied:

my user name is: _Do 1 u sad internet freeks, get a life!_you/cocks-Dann

Think he's starting to get a bit wound up!

[Monster-Mat]

he has read this topic.........i know.

[peter026]

I think he must be a squaddie as the Corsa has a full combat kit :D

I wonder what Gpmg, Milans,sidewinder,

And an exhaust that belches out flames at a press of a button :D

[legendswraith]

I think he must be a squaddie as the Corsa has a full combat kit :D

I wonder what Gpmg, Milans,sidewinder,

And an exhaust that belches out flames at a press of a button :D 

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Sidewinders are ours (RAF) think Brimstone would be a better mod multiple targets then

[star a]

and to the altzza

All of this make it the best looking and fastest IS200 in London pushing it to 250+ BHP 0-60 under 5.5 Seconds ,  Fully Boosted Engine.

fair play to the guy, he must have taken quite a bit of time checking every altezza and/or is200 in london to ensure his is the fastest and best looking, i think Toms eyebrows just clinched it.

[AltezzaScott]

The guy with the altezza tried selling it to my... a few times... first time being about 6 weeks ago!..

The car aint registered!!!... there isn`t a model report... and he bought it from his brother without knowing... nice brother huh??!

[Matthew_McNally]

and to the altzza

All of this make it the best looking and fastest IS200 in London pushing it to 250+ BHP 0-60 under 5.5 Seconds ,  Fully Boosted Engine.

fair play to the guy, he must have taken quite a bit of time checking every altezza and/or is200 in london to ensure his is the fastest and best looking, i think Toms eyebrows just clinched it.

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fully boosted?

it has a chocolate bar in the engine?

[Steve ( West Mids )]

What about this one .....

the lexus club manual/ membership which is a load of **** so i wouldnt bother with it!

the word if it gets censored starts with a W and ends with a K - 4 letters ....

[NickF]

Any fraud emails will be reported... What's a fraud email?