Women Are Never Satisfied

[SHAHZ]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a

husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men

increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once

you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor;

if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,

never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to

find some husbands...

First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love

kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not

having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they

went.

Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,

and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder

what's further up?"

Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely

good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,

"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,

love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a

strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists

only to prove that women are :tsktsk: impossible to please. The exit is to

your left, please don't fall down the stairs!"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oooopppsss this should have been in general dicussions!!!

[smudger]

So true..... :D