Thursdays Joke

[tdiplc]

GEORGE BUSH visited a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

'Bob,' the boy replies.

'what is your question, 'Bob?'

'I have three questions. First, why did the U.S. invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, what has happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the children that they will continue after the recess.

When they resume, George says: 'OK where were we? Oh that's right-question time. Who has a question?'

A different little boy puts up his hand and George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve,' the boy repiles.

What is your question, Steve?'

'I have five questions. First, why did the U.S. invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when al Gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? Fifth, where is Bob?'

[DaveEllen]

or was bob really claire short