Saturdays Joke

[tdiplc]

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting

pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The

farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to

display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs

are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and

will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion

that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself.

So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has

s*x with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all

still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and

loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has s*x

with each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One

more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them

out to the woods. He spends all day with them and, upon returning home,

falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the

pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in

the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the

horn."

[Arif]

:D