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DON'T EVER FORGET THIS

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> Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open

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> his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a

glass

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> of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front

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> of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that

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> it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

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> So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on

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> the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go

shopping.

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> Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot

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> breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,

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> eating.

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> Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you

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> came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked

in

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> the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the

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> door."

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> Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

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> breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

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> His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she

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> tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm

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> married!"

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> A self-induced hangover - $100.00

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> Broken furniture - $200.00

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> Breakfast - $10.00

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> Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

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Class mate :lol:

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