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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day.

Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out. Walking down the

corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls

a knife out and stabs him. He runs out of the school.

As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out

and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home.

Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom

door with the inflatable police. Panicking, the inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

Later on in the evening he wakes up in the inflatable hospital and sees the

headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him.

Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster

gravely intones :-

(wait for it)

"You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all,

you've let yourself down"

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I got a new car radio yesterday.

It has voice recognition.

You shout "soul" and it plays soul.

You shout "rock" and it plays rock and roll.

Some children ran in front of my car.

I yelled out "F---ing kids".

Now my radio is playing Michael Jackson.

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