Gotta Love A Drunk

[Dodgy]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud

> >pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door

>where a

> >drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

> >

> >"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the

>morning."

> >He slams the door and returns to bed.

> >

> >"Who was that?" asked his wife.

> >"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

> >

> >"Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in

>the

> >morning and it is pouring rain outside!!."

> >

> >His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we

>broke

> >down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and

>you

> >should be ashamed of yourself!"

> >

> >The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out

>into the

> >pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still

>there?"

> >

> >"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out

>the

> >husband.

> >

> >"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

> >

> >"Where are you?" asks the husband.

> >

> >"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

> >

[johnboy]

:D

nice one