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An irishman wins £9 million on the lottery at the weekend!!!...........yipppeee.

After a hectic w/end of wining and dining friends and family he phones Lottery HQ first thing Monday morning and the advisor on the end of the phone tells him.......

yes you are a winner but we can only pay you £3 million a time over a period of 12 months.

After much deliberation he says....

well if your going to mess me about i'll have my pound back.

:D :D

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Was it his brother who met with a nasty accident?

I gather he bought a christmas pudding from Tescos and the instructions said 'remove lid and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes'. :lol:

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