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You Know You've Been In the Martial Arts Too Long When...

* you say to the salesman in the men's store, "Nice pants, but I don't think I can kick in them."

* when you want to say "I'm sorry" and involuntarily bow.

* you go to the shoe store to try on shoes.

* Instead of walking or jogging around the store, you practice pivoting, sweeps, stances and kicks.

* You check to see if the shoe has a sufficiently hard striking surface and whether it protects the toes well

* and lastly, you don't even care if (and they probably are) the other patrons are looking at you funny. (That's the big clue)

* Now when every time you pass a wall you start to wonder:'Is that structural or drywall?' THEN you know you've gone overboard.

* When you hit your head on a low doorway or ceiling and kick it in anger and damage it.

* "GAK! NO! The *left* side of the bathrobe goes on top...."

* "What was I doing in my office when I was spinning around and flailing my

arms and legs? Ahhhhhmmmmmmm....."

* when you're practicing your Jum Sao while driving down the highway, notice someone in another car staring at you, and suddenly turn your block

into vigorously fanning away an imaginary fly

* when you use various strikes to turn lights off and on;

* don your clothing with stamp kicks, thrusts, and punches

* open and close doors with Chun Sao and Lap Sao techniques

* find yourself idly doing Iaido and Kenjitsu moves with the plastic knives at the fast food place

* can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks

* haven't gotten over the phase of seeing everybody walking around with a blanket of little red cross-hairs on all their vital spots

* leap to your feet and shriek with indignation while watching "Kung Fu", "Walker, Texas Ranger", and "Highlander" at home

* deliberately go to see martial arts movies in the theater so you can leap to your feet and shriek with indignation during the movie, out in the parking lot, and with all your friends the next time you're at class

* find yourself practicing bo staff techniques in miniature with your pencil during dull meetings

* try to backfist the correct floor button on the inside of the elevator, based on your memory of the button's location, before you get in far enough

to see it

* notice you never stand with your arms crossed or your hands in your pockets

* tend to keep at least one flavour of martial arts weapon close at hand by your bed when you sleep

* buy shoes either because they're particularly flexible or have steel toes

* have at least one fantasy where you are a martial arts hero and end the fight by saying something *so* cool that you make Jet Li and Sammo Hung look like nervous chatterboxes

* have begun to master the reflex to commit a very messy homicide when, directly after someone finds out you practice martial arts, they immediately ask "Are you a Black Belt ???"

* Urge to bow every time I enter or leave a room? Uh, not anymore, thankfully.

* I used to accidentally call one of my favorite professors 'sensei' with fair regularity, and I don't think I'll ever stop saying 'hai!' instead of 'yes!'.

* When standing in line you find yourself practicing Yee Chi Kim Yeung Ma

* When you bow going into and out of the bathroom

* When you don't use any tools while splitting firewood.

* When you are introduced to someone and you bow to greet them.

* Whenever you see some wood or concrete, even things like stools or tables, and get excited while you picture just how you would go about breaking it. Then you get funny looks as you feel it and give it a look of hard concentration, then maybe measure off a few times.

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ha i do the switches wit special moves and always have to stand up during fight scenes in bruce lee films especially in enter the dragon when he fights Roaper(spelling) the geezer that killed his sister. and at some point i gotta start fighting my bro or whoever there lol

sad really considering been out of martial arts for 7yrs

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