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as stolen from some other forum :D

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?


2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?


3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?


4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?


5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight

of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him

over? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary!

13. What do you call a chav with half a brain?


14. What do you call chavs with a brain?

A crowd.

15. When do chavs cross the road?

When its safe.

16. What do you say to a Chav?

Big Mac with fries please

17. What happens to a thought in a chavs head?

It dies of loneliness !!

18. What do you call a chav in a suit?

The accused

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